Chicken Headz

We see 'em on Myspace, Twitter & Facebook on a daily. They are all over the TV and radio and damn near every song is about some skank ass girl. It seems men aren't even interested in a good old fashioned woman anymore.

Ok, let me be the first to admit, almost every "lady", myself included, didn't start out that way. Everybody had their wild times in their younger days. Ladies if you're single - do you! Bone who you want, date who you want, wear what you want and so on. There is not a thing wrong with a woman owning her sexuality. There is however, a fine line to be crossed before you're just a straight up hoodrat.

If you answer yes to 2 or more questions on the following check list you my friend, are a skallywag. Please promptly go home and douche, put some pants on that don't expose your thong, brush the jizz outchya teeth and abstain from sexual activity until all your test results come back negative.

1)You have half naked pics of yourself (or any questionable pics) posted on ANY social networking site.

2)You have had sex with more than 2 different men in the last month.

3)You have more than 2 baby daddies.

4)You are currently or have recently boned a man that you know has a woman.

5)When a guy tries to holla at you your first question is "Where the weed at?".

6)Your biggest source of income is child support.

7)You refer to yourself as a "barbie" or a "5 star chick".

8)You have hooked up with ANYONE you met on a social networking site.

9)You have EVER done the splits in public.

10)You have to take your shoes off to count the number of dicks you've sucked and still can't total it.

And there it is ladies...please tally your scores. Remeber, you are entilted to a slip up or maybe even two. Anymore than that - sorry you're a Chicken Head. You have too many hoe tendancies to ever be someones housewife.